bailaelchikichiki-deactivated20 asked: Is it healthy for me to have 981903457134589011937 boners?

no it’s not. you better have some good healthcare…

Questions anyone...?

Anonymous asked: Who are you? I don't see you in Hetalia!

I-I’m Matthew…! You know, Alfred’s brother?

nursecanada-deactivated20110711 asked: Hey, Matthew.

W - What exactly did you mean by that reply, earlier? I mean...uhm, you know...

O-Oh…w-well…I-I didn’t get that much of a chance t-to say that…before you know?

I-I don’t think I ever got the chance to say I like you….

I think I took a big nap…

*yawn* I’m back to answer any questions or comments though…

...if you all really must know, I've had quite a few romantic partners in my lifetime.

Anonymous asked: Doctor Maple,

This is random but. I love you and I understand not how people seem to ignore you. And you need to stand up to America for his wrongs, they keep blaming you and it's not right. Grow some balls, or if you have them shove them in Americas face.

Dear Anon,

Th-that sounds kind of mean to do to Alfred. I-I mean, he can be a jerk and an idiot, but he’s my brother…and about the ignoring I’m okay with it. I-I know one day I’ll be noticed! D-Don’t worry!

Anonymous asked: A girl randomly flashes you her tits.

How do you react?

That sounds like something Amelia would do….

captainkillerkitten asked: You're too adorable how do you manage this?

H-How do I handle what? A-And th-thank you, I-I didn’t think someone would say I’m adorable.

gilberttalksmarriage:

-williams:

fml

/PRUSSIAN HUG

/Canadian hug

gilberttalksmarriage:

-williams:

fml

/PRUSSIAN HUG

/Canadian hug

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